Our Beers
We aren’t just a pretty face; we brew a pretty mean beer!
Recipes
For those times when you just aren’t feeling like a beer… we have some ideas!
Our Brewery
We’ve graduated from brewing beer in the back of our 1982 Buick Skylark!
This one of the things we do best
Sitting in chairs – We do it well! Well, usually.
This one of the things we do best…
Forgetting to charge our cell phones – it’s the Smarmy way! But it doesn’t have to be…
What our clients say
Literally nothing. What can we say, our NDA is air-tight.
“Why did I ever agree to provide a stock photo?”
Anna Johnson
ceo @ coolapp
“Smarmy Bastard Brewing Consortium is absolutely a legitimate enterprise. 100%”
Eric Black
ceo @ coolapp
“Beep Boop Beep. I’m a robot, albeit a stylish one. Look at my hat! Boop Beep.”
John Collins
ceo @ coolapp
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Our awesome team
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Chip Mayer
Co-founder & CEO
I’m not only a client, I’m the co-founder.
Jane Brown
Co-founder & CEO
Erika Black
Marketing Director
George Mayer
Creative Director
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