Our Beers

We aren’t just a pretty face; we brew a pretty mean beer!


For those times when you just aren’t feeling like a beer… we have some ideas!

Our Brewery

We’ve graduated from brewing beer in the back of our 1982 Buick Skylark!

This one of the things we do best

Sitting in chairs – We do it well! Well, usually.

This one of the things we do best…

Forgetting to charge our cell phones – it’s the Smarmy way! But it doesn’t have to be…

What our clients say

Literally nothing. What can we say, our NDA is air-tight.

“Why did I ever agree to provide a stock photo?”

Anna Johnson
ceo @ coolapp

“Smarmy Bastard Brewing Consortium is absolutely a legitimate enterprise. 100%”

Eric Black
ceo @ coolapp

“Beep Boop Beep. I’m a robot, albeit a stylish one. Look at my hat! Boop Beep.”

John Collins
ceo @ coolapp

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Our awesome team

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Chip Mayer

Co-founder & CEO

I’m not only a client, I’m the co-founder.

Jane Brown

Co-founder & CEO

Erika Black

Marketing Director

George Mayer

Creative Director




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